Splendid Magic Beans

you’ve nowhere to go.

(Source: potters, via everdeenofasgaard)

Leopold Fitz: so frustrated with himself as he’s struggling hard to find words, that he’s physically shaking 

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Shut up, Seamus.

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“Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Enjoy. ~ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”
“I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest… Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid. ~ Captain Jack Sparrow”